B. B. Babington stalks Appalachian hills for “photo-ops” and writing ideas.
Occasionally, B.B. also finds peace of mind in the
hills.
Who is B.B.? Don’t ask B.B. He
certainly doesn’t know.
What does B.B. do? He stalks hills – I
thought we covered that.
How does one stalk a hill? Very
carefully; they are wary beasts.
Wait a minute now, is he looking for hills or does he tromp through
hills? Now you’ve confused me.
And who are you? Uh…
What? I said “uh,” but I guess you expected
a more intelligent response?
Well, perhaps, but now we see lack there of.
Of what?
Okay, now I understand. When B.B. stomps over hills he occasionally finds
pieces of his lost mind.
Great American Novel is Unpublishable